Conventional cotton farming uses dangerous pesticides that poison puppies and the life stream, and create the shambling monsters that terrorize Miyazaki films. But there is an alternative. All of our T-shirts are made from Totoro-friendly organic or recycled cotton. Sizes run from XS-4XL in adult unisex, and while the shirts are pre-shrunk they are cotton and may still shrink a bit in the dryer. Click here for the T-shirt sizing chart. Some of the shirts can be custom made in different colors, so contact us if you’re interested.
Most of our shirts are screenprinted using water-based inks that are better for the environment than traditional inks. The other designs are made with iron-on transfers. The iron-on transfer shirts will last longest if you turn them inside out when you wash them, and if you hang them to dry instead of throwing them in the dryer.
Designs for EcoGeek T-shirts are created by illustrators Amanda Williams, Ruth Lampi, and Sara Hannon.
Screenprinted Designs
“Zombie” T-shirt. Color: Black.
This short-sleeved shirt is printed with the word “Zombie” on the front and the logo for Shelter in Place on the back. Shelter in Place is a live-action game of survival horror created by friend of the Wits J.R. Blackwell.
“Land War” T-shirt. Color: Organic Gray.
Text: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
$20

“Russian Sushi” T-shirt. Color: Organic Brown.
Text: “Are you done with puberty? Then it’s time for you to eat sushi.”
“Symmetry” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.
Text: I find your lack of symmetry disturbing.

“+5 Shirt” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Light Gray.

“Stay Frosty” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.

“Ceiling Cat” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Natural.
Text: “Matt. 28:20. An srsly im wif u always, at every of Tiem, KTHXBAI.”

“Dylandy’s Pub” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Moss Green.

“Everybody Ducks” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sand.
Text: When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Germans shoot, the British duck. When the Americans shoot, everybody ducks. –Old WWII saying

“Not Retreating” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sage Green.
Text: We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction. –General Douglas MacArthur

“Who You Gonna Call?” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.

“French Behind Me” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Sky Blue.
Text: “I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” –Patton

“Reading Rainbow” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Blue.
Text: Take a Look, It’s in a Book, Reading Rainbow

“Suna Recycles” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Brown.
What makes ultimate showdowns between great puppet masters possible? Suna’s Recycling program! Reducing and reusing one’s populace as eternal warriors of the Sand is a time honored tradition that has recently met with less success as far as jinchuriki are concerned. Printed on Organic Cotton, this shirt will remind you that recycling can be seriously bad@$$.

“Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sage Green.
Text: Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop, Jewel of Ba Sing Se

“Fly Sky Bison” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Sky Blue.

“Hello Nurse” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Charcoal.

“Triangle Man hates Person Man” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Light Gray.

“Omnomnom” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.

“Flagged as Inappropriate” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Mandarin Orange.
Iron-on Transfer Shirts

“I’m on a Horse” T-shirt. Color: Organic Navy Blue.

“Ninja Please” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20

“Nightmare Creatures” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Innocent Bystander” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Beholder sees what you did” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20

“Barrett’s Kids” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Art is a Bang” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20

“Oh Hai” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20

“I See What You Did” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20

“Organic Pigmole” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Ninja Info Cards” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“LOL Fanfic” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20

“CSI Konoha” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Friends” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Heart Gaara” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20

“Magical Pasta” T-Shirt, Color: Organic Light Yellow, $20
Text: “Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” –Federico Fellini















love these shirts x3 lmfao
Hi! I’m really interested in some of your shirts but I’m rather thin so I’m just wondering if the shirt-sizing chart (and thus all the shirts) is in the unisex style. If so, are any female style shirts available? They don’t look as baggy on me. :3 Thanks!
The styles are all unisex, which is part of how we keep our prices nice and low. We can make any of these in a babydoll version for a few dollars more. We do carry the extra small size to fit small and Jessica sized people, so that might work for you.
That sounds great! I will email about my order. ^_^
Received my three shirts today and I absolutely love them! Thank you!
Yay! Thank you!
I looked through all the shirts I wanted, and it added up to $180!! I’m so sad now!! I need a job to be an otaku!! So, to comfort myself, I looked up the Miku wig. To find it’s sold out. Now I’m in a corner with some pocky, trying to save my sad night.
Recieved my shirts today! Thank you for making shirts that reference Silent Hill and Animaniacs!
I would absolutely LOVE to see some Friendship is Magic t-shirts!
-brohoof!-
Indeed, us bronies, NEED MLP FiM t shirts….
Birdy! Please tell us that MLP:FiM shirts will be created soon!!!
I bought “Everybody Ducks” at a convention, and I practically LIVE in it! Are you guys going to come up with something involving Greece or Korea?
Got the shirt Wednesday, and have been wearing it ever since. It is an amazing fit for a unisex, and everyone seems to love it!
me wantz de beholder shirt
Just ordered “Land War”. With Priority Shipping! (I also want “Magical Pasta”, and am wearing “Everybody Ducks” right now!)
hey there! i really LOVED your t shirts ! are you going to be at the MTAC in nashville,tn ? Are you really going to be selling these shirts ? Because i laughed REALLY hard at the
“Reading Rainbow” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Blue.
Kakashi t-shirt.i think i will buy it if you are there selling these shirts.
Man I got my shirt today but this M is the size of an XL.(There wasn’t a mistake just compared to normal in store sizes it was that) Oh well guess I’ll give it away and save up for another.
The shirts do run a little big, but you can exchange it! Send us back the shirt that doesn’t fit,and we’ll ship you one size smaller.
If you’re planning at being at a convention we’re at, let us know and we can do the exchange there, so you don’t have to pay an extra shipping!
That death the kid shirt is epic
Did you guys have a shirt that said “lelouch for president” at one time?
The Lelouch shirt was not ours, sadly. I think I’ve seen that one. It was pretty funny.