Conventional cotton farming uses dangerous pesticides that poison puppies and the life stream, and create the shambling monsters that terrorize Miyazaki films. But there is an alternative. All of our T-shirts are made from Totoro-friendly organic or recycled cotton. Sizes run from XS-4XL in adult unisex, and while the shirts are pre-shrunk they are cotton and may still shrink a bit in the dryer. Click here for the T-shirt sizing chart. Some of the shirts can be custom made in different colors, so contact us if you’re interested.
Most of our shirts are screenprinted using water-based inks that are better for the environment than traditional inks. The other designs are made with iron-on transfers. The iron-on transfer shirts will last longest if you turn them inside out when you wash them, and if you hang them to dry instead of throwing them in the dryer.
Designs for EcoGeek T-shirts are created by illustrators Amanda Williams, Ruth Lampi, and Sara Hannon.
Screenprinted Designs
NEW!!!
“Zombie” T-shirt. Color: Black.
This short-sleeved shirt is printed with the word “Zombie” on the front and the logo for Shelter in Place on the back. Shelter in Place is a live-action game of survival horror created by friend of the Wits J.R. Blackwell.
“Land War” T-shirt. Color: Organic Gray.
Text: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
$20
“Russian Sushi” T-shirt. Color: Organic Brown.
Text: “Are you done with puberty? Then it’s time for you to eat sushi.”
“Symmetry” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.
Text: I find your lack of symmetry disturbing.
“+5 Shirt” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Light Gray.
“Stay Frosty” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.
“Ceiling Cat” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Natural.
Text: “Matt. 28:20. An srsly im wif u always, at every of Tiem, KTHXBAI.”
“Dylandy’s Pub” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Moss Green.
“Everybody Ducks” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sand.
Text: When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Germans shoot, the British duck. When the Americans shoot, everybody ducks. –Old WWII saying
“Not Retreating” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sage Green.
Text: We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction. –General Douglas MacArthur
“Who You Gonna Call?” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.
“French Behind Me” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Sky Blue.
Text: “I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” –Patton
“Reading Rainbow” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Blue.
Text: Take a Look, It’s in a Book, Reading Rainbow
“Suna Recycles” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Brown.
What makes ultimate showdowns between great puppet masters possible? Suna’s Recycling program! Reducing and reusing one’s populace as eternal warriors of the Sand is a time honored tradition that has recently met with less success as far as jinchuriki are concerned. Printed on Organic Cotton, this shirt will remind you that recycling can be seriously bad@$$.
“Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Sage Green.
Text: Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop, Jewel of Ba Sing Se
“Fly Sky Bison” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Sky Blue.
“Hello Nurse” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Charcoal.
“Triangle Man hates Person Man” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Light Gray.
“Omnomnom” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black.
“Flagged as Inappropriate” T-Shirt. Color: Organic Mandarin Orange.
Iron-on Transfer Shirts
“I’m on a Horse” T-shirt. Color: Organic Navy Blue.
“Ninja Please” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20
“Nightmare Creatures” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Innocent Bystander” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Beholder sees what you did” T-shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20
“Barrett’s Kids” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Art is a Bang” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20
“Oh Hai” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20
“I See What You Did” T-Shirt, Color: Recycled Black, $20
“Organic Pigmole” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Ninja Info Cards” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“LOL Fanfic” T-Shirt. Color: Recycled Black. $20
“CSI Konoha” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Friends” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Heart Gaara” T-Shirt, Color: Organic White, $20
“Magical Pasta” T-Shirt, Color: Organic Light Yellow, $20
Text: “Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” –Federico Fellini
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Wheres the OM NOM NOM shirt?
Aha! I knew we were missing one or two. We’ll add that one soon. Thanks for the reminder!
Okay, the Omnomnom shirt is up now!
Woot! Noticed the new larger sizes available! Awesome! Do you estimate that your larger sizes can also fit those of both thicker midsection and a taller stature? ^_^
Indeed yes! If you’re ever in the neighborhood and want to test this out, you have an open invitation to the Geekhaus.
Next show, New York Comic Con!
The “I see what you did there” Zetsu shirt cracks me up. xDDDDD
PS- Five bucks/cookies for referring to TMBG. <3
Were you the ones with the awesome “I find your lack of symmetry disturbing” Kid Death Shirt? If so, is/will it ever be available online?
Yeah, that’s one of our shirts. It was new this summer, and we don’t have it up yet on the website. We’ll take a photo soon and make it available! Glad you like it!
I bought the Kamina-Old Spice one at Youmacon this past weekend. Does that one go up here too, or was that just a con thing?
It’s going to be available here, absolutely! It’s just brand new so we don’t have a photo yet. Check back soon–in about a week, I think, will be about right.
Hurray!
<3
I am SO GLAD that you posted this comment…I had seen someone wearing the Kamina shirt at Youma and was all MUST GET NOW, but the dealers were shutting down by the time I got a chance to check it out. Freaked out when I couldn’t find it on the net, BUT THIS COMMENT. IT GIVES ME HOPE AND EAGER.
it should give u hope, i bought one of the shirts……its an awesome shirt…….definitely worth the money
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NO KISAME TT^TT
Our Birdy is a Kisame lover too. What should a Kisame shirt say?
maybe it should say “Fish Sticks” lol i’m weird
I think a Battle Royale shirt should be available, and say “I survived Battle Royale”
Or one that says, “I entered Battle Royale, and all I got was this lousy fork” and have a chibi of Yukata holding his fork! XD
Both!…but, I would be more likely to purchase the “survived” one though!
what are the estimated length of each shirt XL and larger?
The length of the XL is 31 inches, the 2X is 32, and the 3X and 4X are 33. We just put up a sizing chart on the FAQ page, so you can check out the full details there.
there are so many i want XD. definately hoping for a discount sale soon other wise i’ll have to get one like every other season D:
Lol, I’m actually wearing your Who You Gonna Call D.Grayman t-shirt. I got it this Otakon! Just wanted to say it’s still in good shape, and it’s one of my favorite shirts ^^ HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED THERE’S A FINDER ON HERE…
Those poor Finders. They’re totally the Red Shirts of that series.
Amanda, the artist who draws many of our T designs, including this one, cosplays a Finder. It was her idea to include a collapsed one.
Ah, I like the addition, I just never noticed him till like that moment cause I was staring at my chest. Which I found ironic since they, as you said, pretty under appreciated xD
O.O omg. I need every single one of these t-shirts. Mostly teh “Oh Hai!” one and the “LOL fanfic” one, but every single one is needed. O.O I need a job.
And the kisame shirt needs to say:
Kisame = shark
Shark = fish
(picture of kisame) = (picture of goldfish or somethin)
xD
I really liked the stuff you were selling and I was just wondering, are you going to get a booth at the AnimeNEXT convention this year and if so where you going to be; in the artist ally or in the dealers room?
We’ll be in the Dealer’s Room at AnimeNEXT. Come say hi! It’s Birdy’s birthday that weekend. XD
I love your stuff!
Shirts are not pre-shrunk
I bought a shirt at Anime Boston in XS, and it fit great. Washed it, and it shrank quite a bit.
Oh dear! That’s the first we’ve heard of it. We wear our own shirts, but don’t own a dryer, so we’ve been taking it on faith that the “pre-shrunk” label was true. Please e-mail us and we’ll see about getting you a new shirt in the right size!
I see that your going to be at the AnimeNEXT convention. I was wondering are you going to be selling your t-shirts there? and are they going to be the same price as online? and are you doing tax, because Im from PA and I dont know how much the tax is over there.
Hi Clara! We’ll certainly be at AnimeNext. Our shirt prices are the same at conventions as online, only we can offer discounts on multiple Ts.
We usually pay the sales tax for sales at events ourselves, so no need to worry, its included in the price.
The magic pasta shirt is great! I got it colossalcon 2010
….u guys need more Soul Eater t-shirts…..maybe one of Dr. Stein that says “Evil Genius” or something
lol my dad really loves the last airbender t-shirts, especially the sky bison one :p and yes, soul, they should.